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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
William A. Orton
Upcoming Quotations
  January 24 "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
~ Kin Hubbard
  25 "Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory."
~ John Kenneth Galbraith
  26 "I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money."
~ Pablo Picasso
  27 "No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."
~ W. H. Auden
  28 "The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack."
~ H. L. Mencken
  29 "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
~ Franklin P. Jones
  30 "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
~ Oscar Wilde
  31 "She got her good looks from her father -- he's a plastic surgeon."
~ Groucho Marx
  February 1 "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
~ Mark Twain
  2 "Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."
~ Robert Frost
  3 "I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate."
~ Lady Astor
  4 "It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."
~ Herman Melville
  5 "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
~ Walt Disney
  6 "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
~ Albert Einstein
  7 "My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way!"
~ Al Capone
  8 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
~ Bob Hope
  9 "Growing old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
~ Maurice Chevalier
  10 "We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
~ Will Rogers
  11 "A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."
~ Laurence J. Peter
  12 "The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is."
~ Oscar Wilde
  13 "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
~ William E. Vaughn
  14 "Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer."
~ Ernest Holmes
  15 "The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
~ Walter Bagehot
  16 "Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth."
~ Samuel Johnson
  17 "Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know."
~ Bertrand Russell
  18 "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
~ George Burns
  19 "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people."
~ Gloria Steinem
  20 "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
~ Groucho Marx
  21 "For us, patriotism is the same as the love of humanity."
~ Mohandas Gandhi
  22 "Nothing is easier than spending public money. It does not appear to belong to anybody. The temptation is overwhelming to bestow it upon somebody."
~ Calvin Coolidge
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