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"There is only one success -- to be able to spend your life in your own way."
Christopher Morley
Upcoming Quotations
  March 30 "Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station."
~ Fred Allen
  31 "In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it's a great relief."
~ John Barrymore
  April 1 "Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."
~ Herbert Hoover
  2 "Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness."
~ James Thurber
  3 "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense."
~ Mark Twain
  4 "I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."
~ Harry Truman
  5 "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."
~ Charles Darwin
  6 "Virtue is insufficient temptation."
~ George Bernard Shaw
  7 "The world is full of willing people; some willing to work and the rest willing to let them."
~ Robert Frost
  8 "The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts."
~ General Omar Bradley
  9 "There are no warlike peoples -- just warlike leaders."
~ Ralph Bunche
  10 "It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."
~ Mark Twain
  11 "One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts."
~ Samuel Johnson
  12 "The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."
~ William James
  13 "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
~ Will Rogers
  14 "I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it."
~ Marilyn Monroe
  15 "Whether women are better than men I cannot say -- but I can say they are certainly no worse."
~ Golda Meir
  16 "The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do."
~ Thomas Jefferson
  17 "Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do."
~ Oscar Wilde
  18 "Most people like hard work, particularly when they are paying for it."
~ Franklin P. Jones
  19 "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
~ Thomas Edison
  20 "Procrastination -- the art of keeping up with yesterday."
~ Don Marquis
  21 "Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."
~ Mark Twain
  22 "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
~ Jean Kerr
  23 "The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
~ Frank Hubbard
  24 "An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
~ Laurence J. Peter
  25 "It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours."
~ Harry Truman
  26 "Hell, there are no rules around here. We're trying to accomplish something."
~ Thomas Edison
  27 "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
~ Karl Marx
  28 "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
~ Thomas Jefferson
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